I AM NOT A RETARD. WAIT, AM I?

I must apologize for all the typos in my last posting. i'm not a tard. mind you, if I did claim tard status, then I would be free of all apologies and grammar and the like.

I keep hanging onto my dream of me and the rock. mmmmm. rock.
Come to think of it, I may qualify for tard status, if I go while drunk. Also, there is still a blonde pube on the keyboard, and I keep trying to forget its not there, just letting it fly around my fingers while I type, letting it get stuck b/w the keys. good times.....

Good times.

kisses!!

Love,
Wendy and the Blonde Pube