kraft dinner and hot dogs should not be taken lightly, as they do interrupt the colon

word. i am excited to see who pays attention to me. i have always craved attention, and if i have my own blog ( is it called?) then i have a perfect outlet for my megalomania. any mania is a sweet ride. i welcome all my raders to try one!! I HAVE TRIED caps-o-mania, and sex-without-condoms-o mania- and also self-bikini-waxing-o-mania. good stuff.
lasty night i dreamded i was dating the Rock. mmmm. the rock. if he ever had any sort of penisw malfunction, it would be very embarassing. for him i mean.

it is now my official duty in life to get a glimpse of the rock's wang- while erect of course. what a disappointment if it was just a little willy.

i am penis obsessed these days. this is what happend when you go too long without any action. or, if you do get action, it's with a penis so smallk you'd rather not bother. it's yukky to touch it. what do you do with the small angs? i implore you!!!

kraft sinner, i mean f course, kraft dinner, is best if you put no milk in it. it just wrecks your whole evening. that and the no gettin any. i had a date last week- a real one and he cancelled on myass bc i called him drunk at 3 am. ok- get MAD . that's a BIG PROBLEM. He made me feel like I slept with his bes frfiend or something.

any typos- cause i'm drumk!

also,, i just got acrylic gel tips nails, so i can't type properly. also i just found a pube on the keyboard, and its blonde, so it can't be mine or laura's (roommate) random pubes can be scarey. what should i do? should I remove it- with my hands? whould i ignore it? more dilemmas!! I AM SO oops-but accurate- horney these days. I hope to hell I haven't sent these out to any family. how long does a girl need to go before she can start acting desperate and depraved?? not long enough, i'm sure!!

TIME TO GO TO BED- actually, i wnt to play mah jong- wendy kisses my sweets!!