No Pubes on My Work Keyboard!

I want to make sure that you all know that I am NOT into sex-without-condoms-mania. That my gentle readers, was a joke! By gentle readers, I assume I am talking soley about my roommate Laura. Laura has called me at work and told me to make a post on my blog because she is bored at her own work. Here you are Laura. Aren't you special?

I am sick to death of karate. All I do all day is look at karate websites. All fucking day.

I am starting my Dating in Vancouver, 101 class tonight at the community centre!! I hope to wrangle up one of the desperate balding men there with low self-esteem!!