I really really hate the name ''Cory'', and also, ''Corey''

For the record I want it to be known that there is really no problem with the split of Steve and I (not that there was much to split) because he has the smallest wang I have ever seen. It is a mere 2.5 inches in length, and maybe a 3/4 in diameter. Exes of mine, BEWARE, bc I am a bitter, bitter, woman!!

Also, I am going to meet my friend Densel at the Pub 340. I have a coldsore (again! what the fuck!) and I don't care!!

At my work, there is a department called perfume.com, and one of my co-workers ordered a perfume that smells like brownies. I mean, it smells just like a frigging brownie. I am wearing some of course. I rock.