"Facing" the future!

I FINALLY got my tax return and gst back and I am LOADED!!! Canada Student Loans took 82 bucks off my paltry 156 tax return, but that is just fine bc I thought they were going to take the whole thing. THEN I got 175 back in old gst payments!! Whatever shall I foolishly spend it on first??? I FINALLY bought q-tips, and I tell you- if I waste the rest of it on booze and whores, it is fine with me bc I finally bought some damn q-tips. I cleaned my ears 3 times last night and today I feel sexy as ever.

On another note, I am getting tired of jouranalists' quips about that chick in France who got the face transplat. All their better headlines- verbal or written- have some hiddeous 'face' pun included: "Face to Face" or "Could YOU face THIS?" "Face the facts", "Facing a new day". Face my ass, mother fucker!!

On other news, I am no longer interested in having sex with my boyfriend and am considering moving on. However, I have gained weight since we've been together and am certainly in no condition to be out wooing other men. Maybe I could woo fat men. I recently read somewhere that with fat men, their big guts actually pull the inner stem of their wangs into the abdomen, resulting a much smaller penis. Poor fat men. They have no choice but to be funny and have excellent personalities. Hmmm. Sounds like a make-work project for me! Grab a fatty- work him out, thereby giving them the wang they have not seen for so long!! Then, they will be so gratiated, they will want to give me good sex and I will allow this.
The End.
By Wendy
Age 29 3/4