I want to move to Albuquerque
What does anyone know about New Mexico? Can I move there without a passport, visa, or green card? I think I want to live there. My life will have meaning....in Albuquerque!!! Me and my 9 yappy chiwawa's -or howver the fuck you spell that. I will train them to make and bring my lime margueritas. I will also lie on my stomach while they walk over my back.
Hmmm. I think I am a disturbed, creepy person.
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Hey Gary,
Why no blog for us to comment on?
ahhh, bragging about penis size on the internet - a past-time as old as the internet itself. (p.s. - mine's 14" and has "mother russia" tatooed across it.)
i think you'll be okay with a canadian passport to become a resident in NM.
Hey, its Brian.
Please have more wacky adventures to post. Your spiral seems to have leveled off into more of a plane and it is no longer as shameful I'm guessing, due to the lack of updates.
Please fill the void in my workday with more comedy soon
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